lost or stolen?

Current mood: aggravated i LOST my cell phone today! Sam teases me because i always think i'm gonna get something stolen. or, if something mysteriously goes missing, i always assume that someone has stolen it. well this time i'm almost CERTAIN that someone has stolen my phone that i haphazzardly misplaced. i've searched everywhere. of course i've tried calling the phone and listened for its ring. but, it goes straight to my voicemail (probably because the phone is dead and needs to be recharged). currently, i've given up all hope and i'm devising a scheme by which to recover my STOLEN cell phone. we have our cell-phone account on surveillance. any unaccounted phone-calls and we're sure to nab the culprit. not sure exactly how that's gonna work out...but, in any case, they better watch out! i'm determined. you can help! if you know the number, please call my cell phone and politely, but firmly, insist that the person return the phone to its rightful owner. and promptly. i need it. what a hassle. it feels a lot like when i lost my wallet several years ago. arg!